What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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come along children

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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fart

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Real jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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