You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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josh simpson has cancer

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why....... Because.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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jokes r dumb

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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