What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What will happen when a black person die they die

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Dallas Cowboys

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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