A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Dallas Cowboys

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

cheese

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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