- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Knock Knock Come in.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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