Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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hi bye

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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