Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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