Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Baseball

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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noodles

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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