- Anti Joke

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA gargle" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."runs JOKES KILL >:}

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What's funnier than 24? 25

That's unfortunate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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