What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Small breasts.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Aodhan Hearty

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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God.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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