Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

women's lacrosse.

Why....... Because.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Your mom.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Black people

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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