One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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im jewish

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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