How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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The government makes a good decision

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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