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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Knock knock! Yes?

Hello world

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

A Jew returns change.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

alcoholism kills

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Five guys one rape.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

SPAMS!!!

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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