why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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hi bye

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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