A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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