"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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A Jew returns change.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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