- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

God.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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