Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

I won the game.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Freedom of Speech

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Jews for Jesus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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