What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What is Jason? Black.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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