Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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