- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Dallas Cowboys

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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