- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Religion

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

My mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

You.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Guess what? SHADAP

I like jokes.

Slavery lol

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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