Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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I hate you.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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