What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Your mom.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Small breasts.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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