What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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penis

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A ginger rapping.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Anti Joke

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