- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

potato

make me a sandwich!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Womens rights.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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