LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Haha pizza

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Fuck her

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8=>

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Goat balls.

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Go away.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Jess Burns

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Dallas Cowboys

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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