- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

why did the chicken cross the road.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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