What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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