- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What is Jason? Black.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

who just made fun of katie matt

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

No.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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