Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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I hate you.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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