If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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make me a sandwich!

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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I hate you.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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