Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

make me a sandwich!

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Womens rights.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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