a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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I won the game.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Freedom of Speech

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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God.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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