One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Religion

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Womens rights.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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