What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Religion

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Womens rights.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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