Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

your moms so fat she has kankles

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

live babies

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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