How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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