Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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