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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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