Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

anus soup

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Turtles

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

pubic lice.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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