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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

I won the game.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

your moms so fat she has kankles

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Freedom of Speech

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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