What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

anus soup

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Turtles

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

pubic lice.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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