live babies

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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No.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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who just made fun of katie matt

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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