What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Anti Joke

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