Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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what's up? my penis.

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