A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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