What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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