- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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