- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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