I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

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