Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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9/11 my birthday

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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