How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Suck pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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