What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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