- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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