- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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