Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Cripples are lame.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

The american education system.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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