Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Yellow People !!

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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