- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Pain Olympics.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I put my baby in a microwave.

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