- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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