my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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one of the idiot

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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no.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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