- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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