- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

i saw amango it splootered

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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