How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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