How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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