- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A man died.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are red Im adopted

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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