- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What rhymes with milk...milf

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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