- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

knock knock Goodbye

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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