- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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