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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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