- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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