Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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