Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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black people swimming

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Your big dick.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Knock Knock.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Anti Joke

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