Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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civil rights

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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