What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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