Baby Seal walks into a club.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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