What's just not right? Left

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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