It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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