- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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