- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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