What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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