- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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