- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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