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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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